Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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