if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Who put my cat in the fridge?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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