Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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