Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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