Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize
