Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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