My hair reeks of homosexuality.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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