Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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