do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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