Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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