I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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