There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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