Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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