No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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