So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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