How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Randomize
