What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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