return my video game
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
