This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Quick, to the slutcave!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I want you more than these girls want KFC
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
