There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
