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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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