No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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