U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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