i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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