I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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