What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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