Having a random hookup so left but love u
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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