So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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