there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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