I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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