Non-Jews are for practice
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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