try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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