Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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