i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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