Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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