Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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