My hair reeks of homosexuality.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This is my gift to your gina
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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