I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
