Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this just has baby written all over it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
