did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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