I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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