It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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