I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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