i permit you to call me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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