U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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