Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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