I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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