Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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