watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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