Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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