Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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